THE IPSC SONG (Sung to the tune of "YMCA" by The Village People)
Shooter, there's no need to feel down. I said, Shooter, pick your mag off the ground. I said, Shooter, it's time to try a new stage But this time just take it easy.
Shooter, Are You Ready for fun? I said, Shooter, Stand-by with your gun. I said, Shooter, hey there, that was the Beep, Are you deaf or are you dreaming?
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It's fun to shoot with (the) I-P-S-C. It's fun to shoot with the I-P-S-C.
We have paper and steel, We have swingers and not, Hey there, come on and take some shots.
It's fun to shoot with (the) I-P-S-C. It's fun to shoot with the I-P-S-C.
You can make some new friends, From all over the world, There's just no other sport like this.
Shooter, are you listening to me? I said, Shooter, what do you want to be? I said, Shooter, making Master is glee, But you got to know this one thing!
No one does it all by themselves. I said, Shooter, put your pride on the shelf, And just come here, to the I-P-S-C. I'm sure we can help you today.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It's fun to shoot with (the) I-P-S-C. It's fun to shoot with the I-P-S-C. ... , We have everything for you to enjoy, You can chill with the girls and boys.
It's fun to shoot with (the) I-P-S-C. It's fun to shoot with the I-P-S-C.
Have a bundle of fun, Just by shooting your gun, Then cry in your beer when done.
Shooter, I was once in your class, I said, I was, so d**n easy to pass. I saw no way, to get out of my rut, I was just so close to quitting
That's when someone came up to me, And said, Shooter, come with me to the range. There's a sport there, called the I-P-S-C. They can start you back on your way.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It's fun to shoot with (the) I-P-S-C. It's fun to shoot with the I-P-S-C.
We have paper and steel, We have swingers and not, Hey there, come on and take some shots.
It's fun to shoot with (the) I-P-S-C. It's fun to shoot with the I-P-S-C.
Have a bundle of fun, Just by shooting your gun, Then cry in your beer when done.
Vocals: Breadfan Lyrics: Vince Pinto Original theme: Village People -YMCA
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